I found this post that I thought was funny and thought to share. Originally written by ThatGuy on alt.games.warcraft:
1. All animals can breathe underwater.
2. It is possible to shoot bullets or arrows through huge trees, rocks and even small hills without changing their trajectory or even slowing them down.
3. It is impossible to eat or drink while standing up.
4. Banks store your items, not your money; and they use teleporters so you can instantly access your stuff from any bank in the world.
5. If you drink a magic potion that heals you or gives you some special ability, you won't feel thirsty again for 2 minutes.
6. All (human) women are totally hot, and all (human) men look like they spend about six hours a day working out.
7. Don't walk, always run. You'll get there faster. Even if you're only going two steps away.
8. You can not only send mail from mailboxes, you can receive mail from them as well.
9. If he's had enough experience, a 35-lb naked and weaponless midget can totally whip ass on a guy who's seven and a half feet tall, 275 lbs of solid muscle, wearing full battle armor and wielding a battle axe in each hand.
10. An entire gold bar costs only a few small pieces of gold.
11. If an animal attacks you, it will hit you, then stand there looking at you for about a second, then hit you again, and repeat until either you or the animal is dead.
12. Ghosts can walk on water, but they can't go through rocks or trees.
13. It is possible to get temporarily stuck on a door frame, fence post, tree, rock or other such object.
14. If you have something that's basically crap and want to sell it, you can sell it to anyone, but if you have something good that you've used, you can only sell it to a shopkeeper.
15. Death is only temporary, but it's hard on your armor.
Tags: Warcraft Funnies, what warcraft taught me